Farce reports

A serious institution established to track large and illicit funds.

It has gone and started tracking the accounts of journalists who have nothing better to do.

Let it track, of course.

Let our state know who is doing what.

God forbid, what if someone earns a lot of money and goes on a spending spree?

The sublime state is striving so that homes are not ruined.

In the investigations conducted, they looked to see if someone took a kickback from here or had a meal paid for from there.

According to the news that has emerged so far, we have not witnessed anyone having taken a kickback.

Everyone is trying to get by with the few pennies they earn with the sweat of their brow.

As for me, did I take any?

I am not a professional journalist.

Even if I were, no one has called yet to say, 'Professor, let us give you a credit card so your wife can do some shopping.'

I do not know if they have called others.

Did we wait for such a call?

If it did not even cross my mind, it might be due to my naivety or my lack of business savvy.

We chose this column writing to empty our minds by pouring our thoughts into text, which worked quite well; we cleared our hard drive and made space in our memory.

We relaxed our brains.

Also, we wanted to make our friends and acquaintances feel that we are literate.

Still, I would support someone I have walked the same paths with, played on the same field with, gone to the same cinema with, attended the same high school with, and eaten at the same restaurant with, to the best of my ability, even without taking a kickback.

I will continue to support my esteemed fellow townsman from now on, even if my influence is close to zero.

I cannot think, and would not think, otherwise for someone with whom I have swum in the same sea, eaten 'ganzilis' from the same rusty tin, and drank tea in the same garden in Ganita.