'So, what happened with that job application of yours?'

The idea of imposing a 750 TL tax on credit cards has been shelved!

I think it should have been collected, despite the pressure from the wealthy! It was going to be used for the defense industry. An Iron Dome was going to be built, an Israeli attack is at the door…

But wait, it was going to be collected from you too; what does that have to do with the wealthy? Can you get by without a credit card?

Mine is different! My limit is 50 thousand liras, it doesn't concern me!

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They say Köfteci Yusuf was mixing pork into their products…

No way, brother, that's a game played by foreign powers. The burger chain lobby…

Brother, what burger lobby? A state institution, the ministry, inspected it.

No, no, that's not how it is; didn't the foreign powers come out and say so?

My friend, even the President said that inspections were carried out, objections were filed, and the result did not change. Don't you trust the Ministry? Is the Ministry a foreign power?

No, no, that's not how it is; false information must have been given. They are conducting an operation against a domestic brand…

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What do you say about Devlet Bahçeli calling on Öcalan?

He didn't say anything out of the ordinary, did he? Did he say, 'Come, let's kiss and make up'? He called for the organization to be disbanded.

But there are also signs of a softening with the DEM Party!

In politics, anything can happen; a politician must act according to the interests of the state!

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The effort to change the unchangeable articles of the Constitution bothers me a lot!

Why, brother? They aren't saying anything bad; they are just saying that the inverted sentences should be corrected.

My friend, didn't HÜDA PAR openly say 'let it be changed,' and what about what Parliament Speaker Numan Kurtulmuş said…

This fake agenda is a product of the CHP mentality. There is no such agenda! Kurtulmuş already made a statement. Didn't he say, 'Politicians are talking like trolls'?

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What happened with that job you applied for?

Oh, that? Well, honestly, they hired two Syrians and an Afghan. We were left out in the cold!

This has been the conversation in coffeehouses for the last three or five days…

The agenda is so intense that even those who have no work or business are keeping up with it, drawing their own political conclusions. Some criticize what is happening, others stand behind the political party they support…

But the most important of the dialogues above is the question, 'What happened with that job application of yours?' The citizen, who strains their jaw over all those flowery words—foreign powers, economic assessments, expertise in domestic politics—doesn't even question the answer they give to this question.

The citizen, who is aware of the agenda in the headlines and the arguments between politicians, does not reason about why they cannot find a job. Because rather than worldly affairs, they are going to save the country. Yet, while these grand agendas are being discussed, another event has developed that everyone is missing…

A new regulation has been signed, and it will become even harder for our brother in the coffeehouse, who is saving the world while being unemployed himself, to find a job. Because others will work in his place for less!

According to the new regulation published by the Ministry of Interior in the Official Gazette, the work permit exemption for asylum seekers who come to Turkey for security reasons has been extended to 6 months. Furthermore, this period can be extended up to 3 years for foreigners who are considered to be able to make significant contributions to the country.

Aren't almost all the immigrants who come already arriving for security reasons? This means that every foreigner who comes to Turkey will be granted the right to work. They are already working everywhere illegally anyway…

What were we saying? Foreign powers, the Iron Dome, burgers, and so on…